Dear Jen

Things which can be awesome stylish accessories:

1)Scarves
2)Belts
3)Earrings
4)Bracelets

Things which cannot be awesome stylish accessories:

1)A red nose
2)Bag Balm (my udders are fine, thanks for asking. It's for the nose.)
3)Hankies (even if they are really pretty tie-dye)
4)A lung on the floor

ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

<3
Kate